Christmas by Numbers

Gifts

Cards received: 4

Cards recycled: 4

Presents received: 5

Presents given: 3

Presents deferred until January sales: 6

Presents disliked and reactions concealed: 0

Food

Courses eaten: 2

Chipolatas eaten: 7

Alcoholic Beverages Consumed: 4

Mince pies scoffed: 0

Cakes ingested: 3

Chocolates eaten: toofuckinmany.

Foods eaten that I won't be able to have when I start Paleo: 8

Interaction and People

"Merry Christmas!" Heard: innumerable.

People hugged: 1

Hands shaken: 6

Christmas Hats seen: 2

Festive jumpers spotted: 1

Crackers Pulled: 1

Awful jokes:

"Humbug" uttered by myself: 1

Media

Films watched: 1

TV watched (hrs): 7

Religion mentioned: 1

Jesus seen: Nope.

Santa mentioned: 3

Santa Seen: once.

Snowfall: 0cm

Snow Mentioned: 2